◦the original kat: since 2003。 (negakat) wrote,
◦the original kat: since 2003。

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So, anyone who goes to a con with us (me, Laura, Shannon, Mike, George and Ryan) knows that we have a singular tradition that we uphold no matter what. This is mainly done at AnimeFest as far as I know but it still holds true.

The thing is: the first night of the con, we always get chinese from a certain restaurant. We sit around the artist alley area, eat, talk. And when we get to the end, we take turns reading our fortune cookies aloud.

With "in bed" at the end. Because it just seems to break the awkward. I don't know, but we always do it.

I told you that to tell you this. I tend to buy boxes of fortune cookies from the store every few months for shits and giggles, and I had a very special batch this time around. I will share with you all of the fortunes I had in true Birch Valley traditional form.

"You will have many friends when you need them in bed."
"Your love life will soon be happy and harmonious in bed."
"Soon you will be sitting on top of the world in bed."
"Your future looks bright in bed."
"There are riches headed your way in bed."
"You will soon achieve perfection in bed."
"You will be graced by the presence of a loved one soon in bed."
"A pleasant surprise is in store for you in bed."
"All of your hard work will soon be paid off in bed."
"You will lead a rich and successful life in bed."
"Although it feels like a roller coaster now, life will calm down in bed."
"You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth in bed."

VERY INFORMATIVE, FORTUNES. Very informative indeed.

idk I'm easily amused by crap like this ;; /shuts up now jflaksjdf
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