Me: [on the phone; waiting for food at a restaurant] Man, I wish we had a jukebox at work. That'd be better than the satellite radio no one hears.
Hetero Lifemate: Yeah that'd be cool. ...Wait, you work at pizza hut, yeah?
Me: Yeah. Why?
Hetero Lifemate: So would you kick it and say it's time to party?
Me: Hell yes. Inner-Dante says it must be so.
Me: /comes in to work at 10am
Me: /goes to the back to clock in
Me: /comes out to check the floor
Random Guy: /sets up jukebox by the door
Me: ................. :OOO !!
DESTINY. I HAVE IT.
WE ALSO HAVE SNOW TODAY! It is only lightly falling, but it's very nice to watch. C:
IT'S LIKE IT'S MY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY TODAY